Mark finally performs on a few podcasts

Did you know, every day, thousands of comedians record podcasts and most of them have guests on them as part of a strategy to attract more listeners? I believe that this auditory "content" needs more participation—from me.

There are so many reasons to have me be a guest on your podcast—warning, the following information may make you upset.

Many comedians who guest on podcasts aren't as funny as I am. Allowing them to be your guest but not me is like endorsing bad comedy.

I am very funny and charming. These qualities make me, like, perfect for a semi-structured / improvised podcast situation.

I appeal to you to act in the interest of making podcasts more funny. I must be a guest on some podcasts.

By signing my petition, you're joining a global movement with like-minded people who want me to be in as many funny podcasts as possible.

Thank you.