
I was outraged to learn that most of my friends have funny pictures of themselves with celebrities of some kind and I don't.
Working in comedy, I see the viral effects of social media posts that feature a comedian making a funny face next to a famous person. And as a human being, I know that that celebrities are awesome.
The last thing I need is for everyone in my social circle except me to have hilarious pictures of themselves with celebrities of every caliber.
Please join me in urging a celebrity of some kind to take a photo with me wherein I shall make a funny face and hopefully get a bunch of likes online.
John Internet
Updates
Anthony F*eaking Weiner!?!?!
DUDE! Yes! This is the PERFECT guy to take an ironic photo with. YES. YES. YES. WE DID IT!!!
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