Make Banana Costumes Less Expensive

Money. That's what I want.

On May 16th, 2016 Mark Vigeant was buying props for a live sketch comedy show at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in New York City. The last item was a banana costume. He found one no problem. Except there was a problem: The banana costume was very expensive and definitely not worth that amount of money.

Every day we idle away our time as millions of children, ironic adults, and performers are deprived of banana costumes. The supply is there. According to a study done in 2010 there are enough banana costumes in the world to fill the Indian Ocean.

So why is it that now, in the 21st century, we are still dealing with a prohibitively high price on the simplest of nature's gifts, the banana costume?